purplelittlemermaid:

Fucking witchcraft oh my god

sonoanthony:

Ellen is a dick Lmfao

whiskey-and-c41:

fem-me-fatale:

highkey-melanin:

thehijabstylist:

I knew she had a degree but didn’t know she was the most educated First Lady.

this needs to be on everyone’s dash…

Michelle was actually Baracks political advisor that’s how they met, I personally believe she should’ve been president herself

Michelle Obama 2020

arexcho:

It’s over, isnt it? Why can’t I move on…

nudityandnerdery:

jaxblade:

harcules:

mma-gifs:

mma-gifs:

Sean O'Connell still has the best weigh-in stare downs

You guys, he’s back!

I didn’t know that I needed to see this until I saw it.

To put it simple. You DONT have to act tuff. To be a tough guy.  haha

So I looked this guy up. First, not shown in the first gif is the fact that he’s just wearing regular pants:

Also, he’s written a sci-fi novel and has spent time in Africa building a school and orphanage for abused teenage girls. So, good for that guy.

brucereed99:

Daddy daughter paint time! My wife snuck a few candid photos while we worked.

fedswatching:

thedailyshow:

Lewis Black has a message for millennials planning to sit out the presidential election.

well shit when you put it like that

Places where reality is a bit altered: 

mariaschuyler:

atavanhalen:

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

coolpepcat:

genesisdoes:

ghostfiish:

reveille413:

tootsie-roll-frankenstein:

• any target
• churches in texas
• abandoned 7/11’s
• your bedroom at 5 am
• hospitals at midnight
• warehouses that smell like dust
• lighthouses with lights that don’t work anymore
• empty parking lots
• ponds and lakes in suburban neighborhoods
• rooftops in the early morning
• inside a dark cabinet

• playgrounds at night
  
• rest stops on highways
  
• deep in the mountains

• early in the morning wherever it’s just snowed
  
• trails by the highway just out of earshot of traffic
  
• schools during breaks
• those little beaches right next to ferry docks
• bowling alleys

• unfamiliar mcdonalds on long roadtrips
  
• your friends living room once everybody but you is asleep
  
• laundromats at midnight
  

what the fuck

• galeries in art museums that are empty except for you 
  
• the lighting section of home depot
• stairwells

•hospital waiting rooms •airports from midnight to 7am • bathrooms in small concert venues

I just got the weirdest feeling I swear

badscienceshenanigans:

DRAG THEM NEIL

tokyo-fashion:

Omotesando Dori in Harajuku at 2:30am this morning. The road was closed to traffic because the tree branches were breaking from all of the snow!

catcomixzstudios:

tinysaurus-rex:

manukahoneyus:

Hummingbird sharing water with bees :)

A queen and her soldiers

This isn’t what I was expecting when I heard I’d learn about the birds and the bees

alex-rimbault:

voili voilou